Unlocked – Let’s play all our 12s!

After completing Lockdown LPs, which took me a year, I’ve decided it’s only right to roll out my 12-inch singles. This time, reader, I’m using the alphabet. 

1) Abba – Lay All Your Love On Me (Epic)

Found on Knaresborough market, screaming out to be busted free from a world of Celine Dion and Luther Vandross. Come on then, hop in. Obviously a gleaming Europop classic and made better by the Playskool cover and price sticker eye patch on Benny.

2) Acid Washed – Acid Washed (Discograph)

A six-track EP bought on the recommendation of my friend, Steve. It burbles along trippily, as the name suggests, and all six versions weave a blanket of fuzzy electro across an early Friday evening. It reminds me of playing computer games with my little sister Kerstin, aged nine and 13. We spent hours hooked on the driving game Out Run and Kerstin invented an imaginary location for our travails: Pentonville Casino. 

3) Air – Sexy Boy (Source/Virgin)

A record bought purely for the artwork in the days when I didn’t own anything to play it on. Sexy Boy was the breakthrough hit for “Air French Band” and they made a huge impression on me. They glue together school and university but there’s glitter in the glue and Francoise Hardy magically turns up on the B-side, Jeanne.


4) Air – Kelly Watch the Stars (Source/Virgin)

I love Air for the feeling they give me: it is at times mournful space disco but the music reminds me so crisply of an optimistic, exciting time. Nothing much was happening; it was my gap year and I was working in an Off Licence selling gin to old ladies, but I was finally free of essays and looming Septembers and I was looking across a blank landscape that was beginning to glow on the horizon. 

5) Dot Allison – Close Your Eyes (Heavenly)

I discovered Dot Allison as a solo artist and back-tracked through her career to find the mesmerising One Dove, her former band and a lesser known Andrew Weatherall project. I fell in love and to this day I dream of finding Morning Dove White on LP. Maybe one day I will; I just need to stay on my toes and visit more charity shops in Glasgow. A folded piece of paper tumbles out of the sleeve and it’s a “set list” typed up by my friend Steve for our Leeds Student Radio music show in 1999-ish. He wants to play Curtis Mayfield and Ganga Kru. I want to play Gabrielle. 

6) Arcade Fire – Neighbourhood #2 (Rough Trade)

I have no idea whether this is some rare promo copy or just the standard release. I know I picked it up for £3 from Rat Records, the vinyl treasure trove in Camberwell, south London. Neighbourhood #2 (Laika) is on side A, with Neighbourhood #3 (Power Out) on the B-side. It’s messy, raw and gloriously reminds me of my first few months in London.

7) Arcade Fire – Everything Now (Sonovox)

The one with rave pan pipes and their best song of the last few years. It brings back my last few months at Radio 1 where it, amazingly, got regular air play. Every desk had its own speaker and I used to sneakily crank up the volume when this swept through the office, a brief spark in a sea of autotuned voices feat. other autotuned voices.  

8) Beats International – Dub Be Good To Me (Go Beat)

A physically dirty record, somehow the song’s fizzing poptimism fights its way through the grime. I never get bored of Dub Be Good To Me. It always makes people grin on the dancefloor. The image of Lindy Layton trying to act cool in Norman Cook’s oversized baseball jacket on Top of the Pops sums up the feeling of everyone winging it from that time. Also, the B-side is called Invasion of the Estate Agents. Because: 1990s.

9) Blur – She’s So High (Food)

I’d forgotten how fun it is hearing B-sides and it’s through them that I access my 16-year-old self; lying on my bed, loft window wide open, listening to these tunes when I should have been doing my homework. She’s So High is, of course, a Blur classic – and the artwork feels iconic now too – but the groovy, extended version of I Know is where the magic lies. It’s Damon Albarn with a bowl cut, swaying about, head upside down, about to put his burgundy Dock Marten through the speaker with a gentle snarl.

10) Blur – Popscene (Food)

A fervoured image of another world
Is nothing in particular now
This single is made far more enjoyable by the fact it never appeared on an album. It should, of course, have been on Modern Life is Rubbish next to the better known hits For Tomorrow and Chemical World. But Blur took offence at its modest chart position of 32 and decided to deny fans a second chance. So it’s a cult classic instead. And it always causes a slightly unhinged mosh pit surge.

11) Blur – Chemical World (Parlophone)

What a mad cover. A glorious, ugly, yuppies-on-pills two fingers to the pop industry of the early 1990s. Most pop bands opted for themselves on the cover (Gary Barlow in a tank top etc) around this time so it was brave. Chemical World is a fantastic tune but, as ever, it’s one of the B-sides that gets my heart all a-quiver. I remember listening to Young and Lovely, aged 16, and realising it was, kind of, about me. Even then I knew this state of loveliness was a flickering light that would dance away from me.

Haven’t got the time
Growing up so fast
Got better things to do
You can get what you want
So young and lovely

12) Blur – To the End (Food)

One of Blur’s best songs but somehow it gets forgotten. Featuring the heavenly nineties bonus of Laetitia from Stereolab’s elegant French vowels, it was always one of the tunes Blur would play as the last of the sun faded into a fuzzy festival evening. It’s a thrill to remember that it’s backed up on the B-side by the Pet Shop Boys’ seriously good remixes of Girls and Boys. Yes please, gay discotheque. Girls! Boys! Girls! Boys!

13) Bronski Beat – Smalltown Boy (Forbidden Fruit)

It’s good to remember that the long, 12-inch mixes of singles served a very definite purpose – and that purpose was dancing. This beautiful, epic, teasing version of the dancefloor classic swells with drama and wraps Jimmy Somerville’s vocals in luscious rose petal synths. It eventually arrives at Duckie-tastic euphoria but it is, of course, the waiting that makes the explosion taste so sweet. Forbidden fruit with all the flavours: from isolation in provincial England to owning the whole damn stage in a fleshy, sweaty, glitter dome where the fruit bowl full of cherries has gone flying. Juice!

14) Kate Bush – Running Up That Hill (EMI)

The holy chalice of nature and music belongs to Kate. This glorious long version of Running Up That Hill is backed up by Under the Ivy and is there anything else we really need? Take me to the garden, cover me in leaves. Wake me up when I am half tree. 

15) Kate Bush – This Woman’s Work (EMI)

A track that is too much, most of the time. It’s actually frightening, the way it ambushes a perfectly calm mood and sprays you with its reckless fizz of emotion. It’s so short too; there’s no time to get prepared for the deep swoosh of *feeling* it extracts from the very pits of your guts. 

All the things I should’ve said
That I never said
All the things we should’ve done
Though we never did
All the things I should’ve given
But I didn’t

If you ever need to get the truth from me forget the thumbscrews, just stick this on. A dangerously brilliant tune.

16) Cameo – Word Up (Club)

Spiky, funky, the right side of cheesy. It’s a record to be rolled out at the peak of a party, and to be enjoyed through a fog of wine. In fact I was at a party before the pandemic at which Cameo’s other big choon – Candy – was played. Instantly, the room formed a dance troupe of young and old, all doing *that dance*. It’s like candehhh! This took place on the humble but buffed floor of the club house in my local tennis club. I tried to pick up the moves at pace, but I wasn’t good enough. Bloody good it was, this instant Janet Jackson video collective of tight little moves and casual hip swings. I felt oddly excluded in the nicest possible way as I watched on.   

17) The Charlatans – Over Rising (Dead Dead Good)

The Charlatans always make me think of my little sister Kerstin who, as the youngest of three sisters, and a near infant when this came out (1991), chose The Charlatans as her band as Britpop mania swept our household. This was for two reasons: 1) Blur (mine!) and Pulp (Claire’s, our older sister) were already taken and 2) We banned her from choosing Oasis. Look who’s laughing now! Tim Burgess, a national treasure, and The Charlatans’ back catalogue a much more unspoilt garden of juicy goodness and hidden gems. Over Rising has that plinky-plonky “meet you 5pm at the dodgems” quality that makes it sound so fresh and young from here in the flooded, dystopian, plague-ridden future. Good choice, Kerstin.

18) Cocteau Twins – Sunburst and Snowblind (4AD)

Everybody thinks of the Cocteaus as the dreamy soundtrack to a night out in a mossy glade with a frog, a bat and a kindly witch. But while Elizabeth Fraser’s gabbling vocals do seem cushioned by meadowsweet and starlight, there’s also a harshness and a pleading quality, a hint of menace. Sugar Hiccup plunges me back to heartbreak days of 22 to 24. I would listen to these songs via secret headphones while riding a Vespa around North Yorkshire. I felt lost at the time, rumbling across cattlegrids in the twilight. 

19) Cocteau Twins – Aikea – Guinea – Kookaburra – Quisquose – Rococo (4AD)

Falsetto warbles in the marshes and strangeness in the woods, this record also presents the Scrabble champion’s dream combination of vowels and consonants. Beautiful and cryptic, it’s a mini album more than a single and it takes you down mysterious tunnels.

20) The Communards – Don’t Leave Me This Way (London)

An all-time club classic, and one of the best ever cover versions, it’s impossible not to get emotionally swept away by this song. 

21) The Communards – You Are My World (London)

Those rippling piano notes that open the song, ahhh, it’s incredibly uplifting, light and optimistic. Rude that this only set me back a pound, really.

22) Elastica – Line Up (Deceptive)

Line Up is such a short track, the physical vinyl on side one has a gaping shiny gap where more music could have been. This just about sums up Elastica’s short, sharp, slightly half-arsed genius. The B-side offers a generous three tracks, recorded on John Peel’s radio show: album favourite Vaseline, Rockunroll and a giggly version of Annie. It’s very bassy and thrums like a secret gig at the back of a pub. 

23) Elastica – Waking Up (Deceptive) 

“Make a cup of tea, put a record on.” It’s the lyric that tells the story of us all. We’ve got potential, but we’re not quite in the right mood yet to fulfil it, alright? “I’ve got a lot of songs but they’re all in my head.” Yep, Justine, us too. The funny thing is, the famous men around Elastica at that time (Brett Anderson of Suede, Damon Albarn of Blur) were obnoxiously productive in this exact same era (Waking Up was released in 1995). Blur were about to become an arena-filling indie boyband, while Brett was cooking up an album designed to sound like 10 top-10 hits (Coming Up, five singles got into the top 10). Justine, meanwhile, was singing about being under pressure to perform but ultimately too lazy. As post-modern tracks about the quicksilver of stardom go, it’s one of the best.

24) Falco – Amadeus (A&M)

This feels like a perverse tune to put on the deck on an unassuming weekday afternoon as I work at my home desk. And that’s because it is completely perverse. The cover suggests an elegant night out in Vienna. The crackly, gothic electrosynth, decorated on this remix with sharp little violins, evokes a sickly experience in a smalltown nightclub in 1985. But there’s just enough hint of a Desperately Seeking Susan-style adventure ahead to keep this listener on board. I’m mentally jangling my bangles and kicking up my kitten heels, looking for someone to buy me a strawberry daiquiri. It’s very much the kind of single you’d flick past in a charity shop, but clearly I thought it would be a fun record to own on somesuch occasion in a seaside town. It’s a party track about Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, it thrums with a bewigged Teutonic disco menace and it has a key change. It’s therefore the perfect Eurovision entry in 2021.

25) Gabrielle – Give Me a Little More Time ( Go Beat)

Every time I think that maybe, just maybe, music doesn’t have me in its emotional clutches anymore, a song belts back into my life and reminds me I am putty in its hands. It’s often Kate Bush (This Woman’s Work) or Saint Etienne (Avenue) pulling this kind of stunt. But Gabrielle, damn, with her Motown orchestral sound, she comes from the surprise ambush school. You think it’s a standard radio ballad from the late ’90s. Yeah, you know it’s a banger, yeah it holds a few memories, you imagine. But then WHOOSH upside your heart. Suddenly there’s a cat’s cradle of feelings entangling you afresh; strings of feeling that can still be pulled – a sense of your own former vulnerability at some stupid nightclub, once, when you felt let down, in love, and all over the teenaged shop. And now, as a seemingly sensible grown up, sitting at a desk, being sensible, you realise it’s still you feeling the feelings. “I wanna be more than your friend” – it’s the motto you live by for a long time, innit.

26) Gwen Guthrie – Ain’t Nothing Going On But the Rent (Polygram Records)

I first heard this song on a mixtape made for me by Angus, one of my Leeds Student newspaper friends in the late ’90s. He was one of those wondrously low-key music lovers who didn’t bang on about what he thought was good, or what he thought was bad. And so he gently slid me this jewellery box of sounds on a humbly labelled minidisc. This track, despite being a regular club banger, and massively radio famous, I’d oddly never heard before. “Bill collector’s at my door!” exclaims Gwen, as the percussive opening brings to mind hundreds of bangles rotating on disco wrists. And then that sexy, sexy bassline (on the same mix – Prince, Controversy – so I’m guessing Angus had a thing for a filthy bass). The tune jangles along with a glorious clubby swagger and on this 12″ there are three longer versions, so we get 21 straight minutes of Gwen. A knowingly sassy ode to capitalism from 1986, the high-line of the yuppy era, the lyrics are among the finest and funniest in the popverse: “Got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me… no romance wihout fin-ance!” 

27) Grace Jones – Slave to the Rhythm (Island Records)

“Heeeeeere’s Grace!” This track walks with an extreme confidence: a swing in the hips and a smooth movie soundtrack swagger. But the truth is I’ve never properly listened to the lyrics before. In the first verse we hear about Jones’s Nigerian grandfather “from the Igbo tribe” in what I realise is a sultry, sophisticated ode to… the back-breaking realities of hard labour. Reading the words, the song suddenly becomes far less Manhattan cocktail bar. It’s a rallying cry in honour of heavy work and the people who worked it, from a woman who towers over us, peering down on my ignorance with those blue, blue eyelids. You get the sense she’s commenting on the harshness of the mid-1980s music business too.

You build on up, don’t break the chain
Sparks will fly, when the whistle blows
Fire burns, heart beats strong
Sing out loud, the chain gang song 

Anna Doble 2021-22

 

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